Tomki91
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Why did the crypto trader lose weight?
He traded in his altcoins for gym coins!
What do you call a group of crypto investors who are all losing money?
A mining disaster.
Why did the crypto miner get fired from his job?
He kept mining for blocks.
What do you call a crypto investor who is always late to the party?
A late bloomer.
How many bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.
Why did the crypto investor get a divorce?
He couldn't handle the volatility.
What do you call a crypto investor who is always right?
A lucky guesser.
He traded in his altcoins for gym coins!
What do you call a group of crypto investors who are all losing money?
A mining disaster.
Why did the crypto miner get fired from his job?
He kept mining for blocks.
What do you call a crypto investor who is always late to the party?
A late bloomer.
How many bitcoin miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million – one to do it and the rest to verify he did it.
Why did the crypto investor get a divorce?
He couldn't handle the volatility.
What do you call a crypto investor who is always right?
A lucky guesser.
