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Here's one:
A man walked into a casino and approached the roulette table. He placed a bet and the croupier spun the wheel. As the ball was spinning, the man closed his eyes and prayed, "God, please make me win this one. I'll give 10% of my winnings to charity."
The ball landed on his number and he won! Overjoyed, he cashed in his chips and approached the exit. As he was leaving, he was stopped by a casino employee.
"Sir, you can't leave without paying your debt to the house," the employee said.
"What debt?" the man asked. "I won!"
"Yes, but you made a deal with God," the employee replied. "You owe 10% of your winnings to charity. That comes out to be $10,000. You can pay now or we'll have to charge you interest."
The man looked stunned and said, "Well, in that case, I think I'll just have to let God pay the vig!"
A man walked into a casino and approached the roulette table. He placed a bet and the croupier spun the wheel. As the ball was spinning, the man closed his eyes and prayed, "God, please make me win this one. I'll give 10% of my winnings to charity."
The ball landed on his number and he won! Overjoyed, he cashed in his chips and approached the exit. As he was leaving, he was stopped by a casino employee.
"Sir, you can't leave without paying your debt to the house," the employee said.
"What debt?" the man asked. "I won!"
"Yes, but you made a deal with God," the employee replied. "You owe 10% of your winnings to charity. That comes out to be $10,000. You can pay now or we'll have to charge you interest."
The man looked stunned and said, "Well, in that case, I think I'll just have to let God pay the vig!"
